i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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