butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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