let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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