I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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