that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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