who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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