i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You can't just leave with hair like that
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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