Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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