dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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