Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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