I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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