to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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