love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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