So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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