we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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