Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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