I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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