did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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