the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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