girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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