I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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