Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
