He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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