my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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