i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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