Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
