maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
