Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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