I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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