But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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