he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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