it was like his penis was on wheels.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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