Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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