do herpes really smell.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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