Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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