We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
