There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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