how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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