I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
