But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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