you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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