I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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