I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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