Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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