Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I intend to get homeless drunk
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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