Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize
