i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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