bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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