Tell her she can't have a vagina
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
