I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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