PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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