Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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