Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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