i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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