we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
the raccoons are back...
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