Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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